JOKES BY AYUSHI
VORA,
4th Std., Udgam School, Ahmedabad. |
Abhay: Even at
the age of 95, your grandpa’s teeth and hair are wonderful. What is the secret?
Vikas: It is simple and it is no secret. He uses a set of false teeth and a wig
Two friends, Raju and Sumit were talking.
Raju: I remember all the answers but I didn’t remember any questions.
Sumit: Than learn only questions
Teacher: What
would happen if there is IIIrd World War?
Ayushi: There would be a new lesson in history.
Raju: I am
feeling homesick
Mom: But this is your home.
Raju: I know and I am sick of it.
Dad: Hey! Why
have you painted the walls.
Son: Because it is a drawing room
Teacher: Why does
wood float on water?
Ayushi:
Maybe, because wood knows how to swim
Bins: With which
hand do you write? Right or left?
Raju: I write with a pen
Doctor : Where
did I keep my pen?
Nurse: Sir, I think you have kept it in the patient’s mouth instead of a thermometer |
Teacher: What
happens to the gold if it is exposed to the air.
Bins: It is stolen!
Power supply had
been cut off in an area.
Brother: Ram, why don’t you light a candle. I can’t see in the dark.
Ram: It is still dark. Let the electricity come and than I can light the candle.
Ram: I have a
nice joke in my mind about a banana peal.
Ravi: It must have slipped from your mind.
Customer: Do you
serve frogs here?
Waiter: Yes, sir. Sit down. We serve anybody.
Patient: Doctor,
what I need is something to stir me up
Doctor: Don’t worry. You will get stirred up when you will see the bills.
Husband to the
wife: What will you do after I die?
Wife: I will go to the Insurance Company.
A little girl at
a fruit shop with a banana peal in her hand. Vendor: Little girl what do you want?
Girl: I want a refill for the peal
Teacher: Bins,
you have put your shoes on the wrong feet
Bins: They are
only the feet I have sir. |
JOKES BY SHAIMI JHAVERI,
5th Std. Udgam School, Ahmedabad |
Son: Is it true,
An apple a day keeps a Doctor away?
Dad: Yes, my son.
Son: Than, give me an apple quickly.
Dad: Why?
Son: When I hit the ball, it broke the Doctor’s window and now, he is chasing me. So
I want to keep the Doctor Away. |
Gopal: Mohan, a
few months back, you father’s complexion was black but now he is looking fair. How is
that? Mohan: That is
because my father was working in a coal mine and now he is working in a flour mill. |
JOKES BY MUNJAAL DESAI,
5th Std. Prakash School, Ahmedabad |
Shop
Keeper: Which phool (flower is called phool in gujarati language)
you want?
Tom said: I want April Fool. Can I get it here? |
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A restaurant owner summoned a new waiter to his office. “You have been here
less than a week and already broken more dishes than the total of your week’s salary.
How can you handle this problem in the future?”
The waiter said, “Well sir, You can give me a raise”
Megs: Bin, do you drink
tea?
Bins : Nope, not at all.
Megs: Do you watch movies?
Bins: Nope, I am not at all interested in them
Megs: Do you drink whisky and smoke cigarettes?
Bins: Nope, they are injurious to health!
Megs: Wonderful, it seems you do not have any bad habits.
Bins: Not really, I tell small lies!
Bins: Megs, I had a
narrow escape. The passenger Bus passed over me.
Megs: Really? How did you manage to escape?
Bins: I was standing under a flyover!
Teacher: What is your
ambition?
Student: I want to be a Politician
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because I am very good at making false promises
Megs: my dog has learnt
to
speak 1 to 10
Bins: I know!
Megs : who told you?
Bins: My dog
Dee : Is this watch waterproof?
Salesperson: Sure, sir. Once the water gets in, it doesn’t come out
Megh: Tell me a place where nothing grows?
Hem: My father’s headJ
Wife : I saw a dream last night that you
gifted me a beautiful dress
Hubby: In your next dream, you can wear the same and dance with me.
Megs: Were the maths question easy for you?
Bins: The questions were easy but the answers were hard
Mom: Bins, why are your hands so dirty?
Bins: I just cleaned my face with my hands that is why.
Teacher : Can you tell me who built the Taj
Mahal?
Jimmy : Engineers and labourers, sir.
Megs : I just received an anonymous
valentine gift?
Bins : From whom?
Teacher : Jimmy, who is a chairman?
Jimmy: A man who sits in a chair, sir.
Teacher : Dee, tell me the opposite of some
Dee: More, ma’am
Teacher : Good. Now tell me the opposite of handsome
Dee : Hand more, ma’am
Teacher : When 5 apples, 2 oranges, 1
pineapple, 2 mangoes and 2 bunches of grapes are added, what will you get? Bins, tell me
please?
Bins: Fruit chat, sir.(Fruit chat is Indian dish – fruits + masala + sprinkled
lemon)
Megs: Bins, do you write with your right
hand or left hand?
Bins: I write with a pen!
Diner : Waiter, why is this tea very cold?
Waiter : Sir, we got this tea from Darjeeling ( Darjeeling is a hill station where
it is chilly weather)
Son : Is it true that ‘An apple a day,
keeps a Doctor away?’
Dad : Yeah!
Son : Then given me an Apple quickly
Dad : Why?
Son : Because, when I hit the ball, it broke the Doctor’s glass window. Now,
he is chasing me. So, to keep him away, I want an Apple
Dad : Bins, go and see who is outside the
door.
Bins: Postman, Dad
Dad : Give him that letter I wrote and ask him to post it in the letter box
Patient : Doc, what I need is something to
stir me up
Doctor : Don’t worry. You will surely get stirred up when you see the bill
Lady to a passerby : I want to go to the
Hospital. Please help me.
Passerby : Just go and stand in the middle of the road
Boy friend: I have brough
you some sweets because you the sweetest person in this world!
Girl friend: Thanks, even I have brought you something, Nuts!
I stalled my car at
Traffic light and could not get started. The lights went from green to yellow and from
yellow to red and from red to yellow and green again. But I could not more the car. A cop
came over and said “Hey, haven’t we got any colors that you like?”
Three telephone repair men
were climbing telephone poles. A woman passing by her car saw them and said : “Look
at those darn fools – they think I have not driven a car
before”
Anand: Ajay, can I borrow that book of yours ‘How to
become a millionaire?’
Ajay: Sure, here it is
Anand: But half of the pages are missing!
Ajay: So what? Isn’t half a million enough for you?
Teacher : Who were the first Human beings?
Pupil : Adam & Eve
Teacher : And what nationality they were?
Pupil : Indian, of course.
Teacher : How do u know?
Pupil : Easy. They had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear and only one apple to
eat between them - and they called it Paradise.
A writer telephoned to the doctor :
"My son has swallowed my pen"
The doctor said : "I will be there in half an hour. What will you do in the
meantime?"
The writer snapped back : "I shall manage with a pencil."
John : 'Is that
Father Brown, the Headmaster?'
Headmaster : 'Yes'
John : 'Today John can't come to school because he has chicken pox'
Headmaster : 'That's all right. By the way, may I know who's talking??'
John : 'My father Sir!!!'
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