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When I was a kid, I had a craze to learn the Piano. Sister Octavia played the notes 'Lots of chocolates for me to eat.....' from My Fair Lady and we all went singing la la la...And stomping around the school corriders that day, all friends gathered to share the jokes n riddles. Pop up came this one on my lips : "Seven kids on a ladder, Are happy and gay. They are swinging their feet, They are singing Away." 

Find out the answer if you can and I will pen down here on this page, the first entry I recieve and ask you another riddle to Guess again!

ilaxi

(Aha...Lemme share a secret - I couldn't learn the Piano as a Kid but the determination was so strong that when I grew up, I got me a Yamaha Keyboard and became a Professional Keyboard Player - all by myself :-) So, Remember kids, where there is a will, there is a way!

RIDDLES
Contributed By AYUSHI VORA, 4TH STD., Udgam School, Ahmedabad

Why is being fat not very funny?
Because you can't laugh it off!

Why is the hot dog, best dog?
Because it doesn't bite the hand that feeds it but feeds the one who bites it.

How do Barbars get to their shop quickly?
Because they use short cuts.

How do you make a gold soup?
Use fourteen carats.

If you were locked in a concrete room with no doors and windows and all you had inside the room was a bed and calendar. What would you eat and drink?
Get dates from the calendar and water from the (bed) springs.

If you were standing directly on the Antartica south pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward?
North from the south, all directions are north.

Why did the man pull the strings?
He would like silly pushing it.

Which kind of skin would make the best slipper
Banana skin.

Why is heat faster than cold?
Because we can catch cold.

Why did the girl put the sugar bag under the pillow?
Because she wanted to have sweet dreams.

Why do birds fly south?
Because it is too far for them to walk.

Which word is always pronounced wrongly?
Wrongly!

Which room has no floor, no doors and no windows?
mushrooms.

Which wave cannot move?
Microwave.

Which cube doesn't emit light?
Test tube.

Which cycle moves without wheels?
Water cycle.

Which is the key that kicks?
Donkey.

What happened when a man bought paper shop?
It blew away.

What is the opposite of minimum?
mini dad.

From what word of 8 letters can you extract 5 and leave 10?
Tendency.

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the letter 'r'

How do you make a coat last?
Make the trousers first.

What walks on its head all day?
A drawing pin stuck in your shoe.

Why is the book like a king?
Because it has many 'pages'

What would happen if you swallowed your teaspoons?
You will not be able to stir.

RIDDLES
Contributed By : SHAIMI JHAVERI
5th Std., Udgam School, Ahmedabad.

What belongs to you but others use it more than you?
Yawning.

Man goes on a one day horse back trip. He goes on tuesday and returns on tuesday. How is it possible?
His horse's name was Tuesday.

Imagine you are in car and you are about to crash. What would you do?
stop Imagining.

Why was the tomato blushing?
Because it saw the salad-dressing!

It has a neck but no head?
Bottle cap

We use it to play the piano and lock the house.What is it?
keys

What chews meat before you can eat it?
mincing machine.

What is unsual in this sentence?
"NOW, NO SWIMS ON MON"
(Put this upside down and its the same!)

MORE RIDDLES.......

A bank where pigs cannot stay?
– piggy bank

I am always present where there is light?
-Shadow

What is it you're leaning over?
What's the spell you want to weave?
I am groping through the water
Something tasty to retrieve
-fishing rod

It would like to slip away,
Like a small elusive fairy
But my grip is firm and tight
I want my hands to sparkle bright
- soap

I can climb to any floor
And carry you or goods galore
- lift

Sometimes it's short, and sometimes long
It runs ahead or walks beside us,
And when we start, it goes along,
As if it's resolute to guide us
- shadow

If you wear your Shirt without them,
It is sure to flop around
then.
-Buttons

It's neither chalk nor snow,
White as it is, although, It melts, but it's not ice, Not meat, but sweet and nice.
- sugar

A body of iron,
It roars like a lion
-airplane

Who is it that covers the earth With a green cloth?
And who is the one That covers it with a white one?
-summer and winter

Wooden horses on the snow,
Run along and do not sink
- skis

It sits in heap Outside the door
But brought inside,
Makes pools galore
- Snow

Which witch you can eat?
- Sandwich
Which bee does not collect honey?
-Honeybee - by Rajee Devta

Which Host makes us frightened?
-Ghost  - by Rahee Devta

Click for Grammar Fun - Worksheets Galore - Coming Up!

TONGUE TWISTERS!

Two tree toads tied together tried to trot to town twice

What a shame such a shapely sash should show shabby stitches

Pink peas, please plump porker

Sly sam sips salmi’s soup

Six silent snacks slithering slowly southward

Six grey geese on green grass grazing

Six shy soldiers sold seven salted salmon

(Use this as Typing practice on your computer - proper fingering, check your wrists and touch too! More..check this page later!)

You can Make a Scrap Book & jot down all the Jokes n Riddles. Do Some drawings too :-)

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